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Living, Loving & Laughing Through July + August
Nikki Brown
August 04, 2025
HEY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE,
Whew! July and August came in hot—and not just because of the weather. Around here at The Coochie Coach LLC, we’ve been living, loving, laughing, and building empires with our belly laughs and birth plans intact.
From womb work to work-study, the last five weeks have been juicy, joyful, and just a little bit ruthless. Let’s catch you up:
WE HIRED 6 INTERNS… and KEPT THE ONES WHO COULD HANDLE THE HEAT
We brought on 6 vibrant souls to help expand the vision—and let’s just say, some discovered that this brand is more mission-driven than microwaveable. Three have moved on to new lessons, while the others? Thriving, shining, and making it happen behind the scenes.
Lesson of the month: Ruthless compassion is still compassion.
WE WELCOMED TWO NEW PREGNANT MAMAS INTO OUR COOCHIE COMMUNITY
Please raise your coconut water and watermelon slices for two new miracle-making mamas who joined our village this summer. Whether it’s their first or their fourth, they are sacred vessels and we’re walking beside them every breath of the way.
If you know a mama-to-be who deserves radical support and real community—send them our way.
WHAT WE’VE BEEN COOKING BEHIND THE SCENES
✨ Rebuilding our systems with intention
✨ Onboarding new clients who align with our sacred standards
✨ Planning juicy fall offers and The Coochie Con for November 1st
✨ Refining our Medicaid billing game because currency is care too
💬 Quote of the Season:
“You can’t bring birth energy to places that only know burnout.”
—The Coochie Coach
WHAT’S NEXT:
Get ready for sacred storytelling, sensual workshops, and financial freedom tools coming this fall. We’re not just healing—we’re building, birthing, and bankrolling the life we deserve.
Until then… stay hydrated, stay hot, and stay whole.
In flow and in power,
Nikki Brown
Life Doula | CEO of The Coochie Coach LLC
📞 917.406.1141 | ✨ IG: @thecoochiecoach
🗓 SAVE THE DATE: 9.27.25
The Coochie Coach LLC and ThinkWhys LLC are coming together for something cosmic.
Join us on September 27 at 11AM for
The CoochieVerse: Mars & Venus Unite —
a live experience of sacred dialogue, sensuality, and storytelling.
Mark your calendar. The universe is shifting.
The Coochie Corner: Your Space for Questions and Tips
Welcome to The Coochie Corner—your go-to spot for advice, insights, and a little laughter!
💬 Got question for the Coochie Coach? Submit it here, and you might see it featured in our next newsletter!
✨ Looking for tips? We’ve got you covered! From practical self-care advice to empowering ideas, this corner is all about helping you thrive.
This Week in The Coochie Corner: Tips for a Juicy Life
1. Steam, Sis. Steam.
Try a 20-minute yoni steam this week with herbs like lavender, calendula, and mugwort. It’s not just about detox—it’s a moment of sacred self-connection.
2. Stay W-E-T: Water, Electrolytes, and Teas
Hydration isn’t just a flex—it’s a lifestyle. Sip herbal teas like raspberry leaf or nettle and add fresh fruit to your water to keep your womb juicy and your energy up.
3. Coochie Check-In.
When was your last mirror check? Grab a hand mirror and look at her. Affirm her. Touch her with reverence. She is not a mystery—she is a masterpiece.
4. Breathwork = Better Orgasms
Practice 3 minutes of deep belly breathing. Your pelvic floor LOVES oxygen. The more you breathe into your body, the more alive she becomes.
5. Eat to Please Your Pum
Snack on coochie-loving foods like watermelon, avocados, pomegranates, and leafy greens. They feed your fertility, sensuality, and hormonal balance.
6. Wear Your Juiciest Panties
Put on the pair that makes you feel like you could seduce a sunrise. No special occasion needed. The occasion is YOU.
7. Say “No” Like It’s a Spell
Protect your energy. Your “no” is not rejection—it’s redirection. When you say “no” to depletion, you say “yes” to your divine restoration.
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